Today, I had lunch in a park. Today, I learned that I don't like squirrels very much, in fact, there's a good possibility that I might be afraid of them. Today, I felt very certain that a particular one of those little buggers was going to attack me. Today, I sacrificed my picnic table in order to find a safe haven from said squirrel. . .only to look back as I was walking away to see that he had scurried on top of the table and was sprawled out in the same place that my lunch had been just seconds before. Today, I let a squirrel be victorious over me.
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